\" plugin_version.type = \"hidden\" form.appendChild(plugin_version) var wordpress_version = document.createElement(\"input\") wordpress_version.name = \"wordpress_version\" wordpress_version.id = \"wordpress_version\" wordpress_version.value = '$wp_version' wordpress_version.type = \"hidden\" form.appendChild(wordpress_version) } },200); "; } else { echo ''; } } else { echo ''; } } else { echo ""; return; } } } /** * Google analytics . */ function ga_footer() { if ( ! ( defined( 'DOING_AJAX' ) && DOING_AJAX ) ) { $banner_discarded_count = get_option( 'sm_beta_banner_discarded_count' ); if ( 1 === $banner_discarded_count || '1' === $banner_discarded_count ) { echo ''; } } } /** * Check if the requirements of the sitemap plugin are met and loads the actual loader * * @package sitemap * @since 4.0 */ function sm_setup() { $fail = false; // Check minimum PHP requirements, which is 5.2 at the moment. if ( version_compare( PHP_VERSION, '5.2', '<' ) ) { add_action( 'admin_notices', 'sm_add_php_version_error' ); $fail = true; } // Check minimum WP requirements, which is 3.3 at the moment. if ( version_compare( $GLOBALS['wp_version'], '3.3', '<' ) ) { add_action( 'admin_notices', 'sm_add_wp_version_error' ); $fail = true; } if ( ! $fail ) { require_once trailingslashit( dirname( __FILE__ ) ) . 'class-googlesitemapgeneratorloader.php'; } } /** * Adds a notice to the admin interface that the WordPress version is too old for the plugin * * @package sitemap * @since 4.0 */ function sm_add_wp_version_error() { /* translators: %s: search term */ echo '

' . esc_html( __( 'Your WordPress version is too old for XML Sitemaps.', 'google-sitemap-generator' ) ) . '
' . esc_html( sprintf( __( 'Unfortunately this release of Google XML Sitemaps requires at least WordPress %4$s. You are using WordPress %2$s, which is out-dated and insecure. Please upgrade or go to active plugins and deactivate the Google XML Sitemaps plugin to hide this message. You can download an older version of this plugin from the plugin website.', 'google-sitemap-generator' ), 'plugins.php?plugin_status=active', esc_html( $GLOBALS['wp_version'] ), 'http://www.arnebrachhold.de/redir/sitemap-home/', '3.3' ) ) . '

'; } /** * Adds a notice to the admin interface that the WordPress version is too old for the plugin * * @package sitemap * @since 4.0 */ function sm_add_php_version_error() { /* translators: %s: search term */ echo '

' . esc_html( __( 'Your PHP version is too old for XML Sitemaps.', 'google-sitemap-generator' ) ) . '
' . esc_html( sprintf( __( 'Unfortunately this release of Google XML Sitemaps requires at least PHP %4$s. You are using PHP %2$s, which is out-dated and insecure. Please ask your web host to update your PHP installation or go to active plugins and deactivate the Google XML Sitemaps plugin to hide this message. You can download an older version of this plugin from the plugin website.', 'google-sitemap-generator' ), 'plugins.php?plugin_status=active', PHP_VERSION, 'http://www.arnebrachhold.de/redir/sitemap-home/', '5.2' ) ) . '

'; } /** * Returns the file used to load the sitemap plugin * * @package sitemap * @since 4.0 * @return string The path and file of the sitemap plugin entry point */ function sm_get_init_file() { return __FILE__; } /** * Register beta user consent function. */ function register_consent() { if ( ! ( defined( 'DOING_AJAX' ) && DOING_AJAX ) ) { if ( is_user_logged_in() && current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) { if ( isset( $_POST['user_consent_yes'] ) ) { if (isset($_POST['user_consent_yesno_nonce_token']) && check_admin_referer('user_consent_yesno_nonce', 'user_consent_yesno_nonce_token')){ update_option( 'sm_user_consent', 'yes' ); } } if ( isset( $_POST['user_consent_no'] ) ) { if (isset($_POST['user_consent_yesno_nonce_token']) && check_admin_referer('user_consent_yesno_nonce', 'user_consent_yesno_nonce_token')){ update_option( 'sm_user_consent', 'no' ); } } if ( isset( $_GET['action'] ) ) { if ( 'no' === $_GET['action'] ) { if ( $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'] ) { if( strpos( $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'], 'google-sitemap-generator' ) ) { update_option( 'sm_show_beta_banner', 'false' ); $count = get_option( 'sm_beta_banner_discarded_count' ); if ( gettype( $count ) !== 'boolean' ) { update_option( 'sm_beta_banner_discarded_count', (int) $count + 1 ); } else { add_option( 'sm_beta_banner_discarded_on', gmdate( 'Y/m/d' ) ); update_option( 'sm_beta_banner_discarded_count', (int) 1 ); } GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader::setup_rewrite_hooks(); GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader::activate_rewrite(); } else { add_option( 'sm_beta_notice_dismissed_from_wp_admin', 'true' ); } } else { add_option( 'sm_beta_notice_dismissed_from_wp_admin', 'true' ); } } } if ( isset( $_POST['enable_updates'] ) ) { if (isset($_POST['enable_updates_nonce_token']) && check_admin_referer('enable_updates_nonce', 'enable_updates_nonce_token')){ if ( 'true' === $_POST['enable_updates'] ) { $auto_update_plugins = get_option( 'auto_update_plugins' ); if ( ! is_array( $auto_update_plugins ) ) { $auto_update_plugins = array(); } array_push( $auto_update_plugins, 'google-sitemap-generator/sitemap.php' ); update_option( 'auto_update_plugins', $auto_update_plugins ); } elseif ( 'false' === $_POST['enable_updates'] ) { update_option( 'sm_hide_auto_update_banner', 'yes' ); } } } /* if ( isset( $_POST['disable_plugin'] ) ) { if (isset($_POST['disable_plugin_sitemap_nonce_token']) && check_admin_referer('disable_plugin_sitemap_nonce', 'disable_plugin_sitemap_nonce_token')){ if ( strpos( $_POST['disable_plugin'], 'all_in_one' ) !== false ) { $default_value = 'default'; $aio_seo_options = get_option( 'aioseo_options', $default_value ); if ( $aio_seo_options !== $default_value ) { $aio_seo_options = json_decode( $aio_seo_options ); $aio_seo_options->sitemap->general->enable = 0; update_option( 'aioseo_options', json_encode( $aio_seo_options ) ); } } elseif( strpos( $_POST['disable_plugin'], 'wp-seo' ) !== false ) { $yoast_options = get_option( 'wpseo' ); $yoast_options['enable_xml_sitemap'] = false; update_option( 'wpseo', $yoast_options ); } } } */ } } $updateUrlRules = get_option('sm_options'); if(!isset($updateUrlRules['sm_b_rewrites2']) || $updateUrlRules['sm_b_rewrites2'] == false){ GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader::setup_rewrite_hooks(); GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader::activate_rewrite(); GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader::activation_indexnow_setup(); if (isset($updateUrlRules['sm_b_rewrites2'])) { $updateUrlRules['sm_b_rewrites2'] = true; update_option('sm_options', $updateUrlRules); } else { $updateUrlRules['sm_b_rewrites2'] = true; add_option('sm_options', $updateUrlRules); update_option('sm_options', $updateUrlRules); } } if(isset($updateUrlRules['sm_links_page'] )){ $sm_links_page = intval($updateUrlRules['sm_links_page']); if($sm_links_page < 1000) { $updateUrlRules['sm_links_page'] = 1000; update_option('sm_options', $updateUrlRules); } } if(!isset($updateUrlRules['sm_b_activate_indexnow']) || $updateUrlRules['sm_b_activate_indexnow'] == false){ $updateUrlRules['sm_b_activate_indexnow'] = true; $updateUrlRules['sm_b_indexnow'] = true; update_option('sm_options', $updateUrlRules); } } function disable_plugins_callback(){ if (current_user_can('manage_options')) { check_ajax_referer('disable_plugin_sitemap_nonce', 'nonce'); $pluginList = sanitize_text_field($_POST['pluginList']); $pluginsToDisable = explode(',', $pluginList); foreach ($pluginsToDisable as $plugin) { if ($plugin === 'all-in-one-seo-pack/all_in_one_seo_pack.php') { /* all in one seo deactivation */ $aioseo_option_key = 'aioseo_options'; if ($aioseo_options = get_option($aioseo_option_key)) { $aioseo_options = json_decode($aioseo_options, true); $aioseo_options['sitemap']['general']['enable'] = false; update_option($aioseo_option_key, json_encode($aioseo_options)); } } if ($plugin === 'wordpress-seo/wp-seo.php') { /* yoast sitemap deactivation */ if ($yoast_options = get_option('wpseo')) { $yoast_options['enable_xml_sitemap'] = false; update_option('wpseo', $yoast_options); } } if ($plugin === 'jetpack/jetpack.php') { /* jetpack sitemap deactivation */ $modules_array = get_option('jetpack_active_modules'); if(is_array($modules_array)) { if (in_array('sitemaps', $modules_array)) { $key = array_search('sitemaps', $modules_array); unset($modules_array[$key]); update_option('jetpack_active_modules', $modules_array); } } } if ($plugin === 'wordpress-sitemap') { /* Wordpress sitemap deactivation */ $options = get_option('sm_options', array()); if (isset($options['sm_wp_sitemap_status'])) $options['sm_wp_sitemap_status'] = false; else $options['sm_wp_sitemap_status'] = false; update_option('sm_options', $options); } } echo 'Plugins sitemaps disabled successfully'; wp_die(); } } function conflict_plugins_admin_notice(){ GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader::create_notice_conflict_plugin(); } /* send to index updated url */ function indexnow_after_post_save($new_status, $old_status, $post) { $indexnow = get_option('sm_options'); $indexNowStatus = isset($indexnow['sm_b_indexnow']) ? $indexnow['sm_b_indexnow'] : false; if ($indexNowStatus === true) { $newUrlToIndex = new GoogleSitemapGeneratorIndexNow(); $is_changed = false; $type = "add"; if ($old_status === 'publish' && $new_status === 'publish') { $is_changed = true; $type = "update"; } else if ($old_status != 'publish' && $new_status === 'publish') { $is_changed = true; $type = "add"; } else if ($old_status === 'publish' && $new_status === 'trash') { $is_changed = true; $type = "delete"; } if ($is_changed) $newUrlToIndex->start(get_permalink($post)); } } // Don't do anything if this file was called directly. if ( defined( 'ABSPATH' ) && defined( 'WPINC' ) && ! class_exists( 'GoogleSitemapGeneratorLoader', false ) ) { sm_setup(); if(isset(get_option('sm_options')['sm_wp_sitemap_status']) ) $wp_sitemap_status = get_option('sm_options')['sm_wp_sitemap_status']; else $wp_sitemap_status = true; if($wp_sitemap_status = true) $wp_sitemap_status = '__return_true'; else $wp_sitemap_status = '__return_false'; add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_enabled', $wp_sitemap_status ); add_action('wp_ajax_disable_plugins', 'disable_plugins_callback'); add_action('admin_notices', 'conflict_plugins_admin_notice'); } SNL’s Trump Reveals Grasp Plan to Capitalize on Indictment – Bedworthjobcentre

SNL’s Trump Reveals Grasp Plan to Capitalize on Indictment

Lower than 72 hours earlier than Donald Trump is reportedly scheduled to show himself into the Manhattan DA’s workplace following his historic indictment, Saturday Evening Stay’s Trump (James Austin Johnson) opened the present’s April Fools’ Day episode by pushing one final cash seize on his unsuspecting supporters: A bangers-only album of covers.

“Some are saying I’m going to make use of this indictment to rile up my base in order that they offer me extra cash,” he defined. “Not true. Not true. I don’t need something from my base besides their love, their votes, maybe their cash, and I would like their cash greater than ever.”

Impressed by the success of “Justice for All,” a music credited to Trump and The J6 Jail Choir, he provided a sneak peek into what listeners can count on from his assortment of Best Hits, “Now That’s What I Name My Authorized Protection Fund,” a.okay.a. ”Trump Bopz.”

“Wow, what a deal,” marveled Johnson’s Trump. “Simply 30 basic covers — all horrible—sung by your favourite president.” Among the many tunes he carried out have been The Black Crowe’s “Onerous to Deal with” and Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic,” as a result of, “Isn’t it ironic that the primary time I really pay somebody, they attempt to ship me to jail?”

Trump was joined by particular friends together with Don King (Kenan Thompson), with whom he carried out a transferring rendition of “Islands within the Stream,” and the previous president’s “most loyal supporter—I want he’d go away—he’s my Kendall Roy” Donald Trump, Jr. (Mikey Day), who rocked out together with his dad to “Boy’s a Liar Pt. 2.”

“Manhattan, I’ll see you on Tuesday,” Trump promised. “Might be wild.”

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